Welcome to the wizarding world… where rats are yellow, villains don’t have noses and Harry Potter tweets always make it to the first page of The Daily Prophet. Well, what are you waiting for? Jump on that broomstick and fly with me to Hogwarts. The last one to arrive is a muggle!
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Gimme a dollar for every time someone said: “You have your mother’s eyes”. Oh, look! I’m a billionaire!
you have your mother’s eyes pic.twitter.com/ea2K5qSP51
— HIBA (@iatemuggles) December 26, 2019
2. That interviewer is definitely a muggle!
INTERVIEWER: If Harry Potter was real, what Hogwarts house would you be in?
ME: What do you mean "if" Harry Potter was real?— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) January 13, 2015
3. *Are you still looking for Hogwarts after all this time?* Always…
"Your résume says you spent 4 years in England. What were you doing?"
*flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts*
"Grad school."— ibid (@87bidi) November 18, 2014
4. FBI, OPEN UP!
Wife: [1st time watching Harry Potter] wait…if Harry was a baby, both Harry’s parents died & Voldemort disappeared; how does anyone know what happened at the house that night?
Me: [watching for the 751st time]
…well shit— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) February 22, 2018
5. Poor little thing
Ever since the Harry Potter movies wrapped, life has been hard for the Sorting Hat pic.twitter.com/bL10iZhoTd
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 2, 2014
6. Dumbledore, you son of a… muggle
ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING.
SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save-
ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid.— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) August 23, 2016
7. Well, at least he’s not like Voldemort. My Lord, “Avada Kedavra” isn’t a love spell. Slow down!
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📍 Expelliarmus— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 7, 2019
8. Even Voldemort has a heart, dayum
it’s still so funny to me that when voldemort failed to kill baby harry in the first book it basically destroyed him when he literally could have just …. like ……. picked harry up out of his crib and yeeted him against the wall
— 🎃paul rudd🎃 (@philsadelphia) February 18, 2018
9. Umm, it’s getting hot in here
All the things I wanted to ride in Harry Potter pic.twitter.com/HoJHIr7fwF
— ʞ🌙 (@AyooSilvaa) November 17, 2018
10. No caption needed
Ironic how the chamber of secrets is in a girl's bathroom
— persephone (@YazeerahB) November 20, 2018
11. Iconic
Ron: “wingardium leviosaaah”
Hermione:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say itHermione: “it’s leviOHsah not levioSAH”
— hips may occasionally fib (@sahxra_) November 18, 2018
12. Mission accomplished
[books 1-5]
harry: how do i defeat voldemort
dumbledore: love your friends.
[books 6-7]
harry: how do i defeat voldemort
dumbledore: ok so he split his soul into 7 maybe 8 pieces idk yet but they're all in hidden items and also inside of you so you also have to kinda die and
— dustin couc (@Dustinkcouch) September 21, 2019
13. Savage
is this even a question? hermione insulted and punched draco in this exact movie. she already won https://t.co/QJduPIJSw6
— victoire (@siriusclaw) November 12, 2019
14. Well, we all know Harry isn’t the brightest in the group
mrs weasley: dont forget to say “diagon alley” very clearly
harry: https://t.co/3vCSOwbZIE— 🎃paul rudd🎃 (@philsadelphia) November 9, 2018
15. Imagine if your mother’s texts could talk…
RONALD WEASLEY
HOW DARE YOU
STEAL THAT CAR
I AM ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTED YOUR
FATHER’S NOW FACING
AN INQUIRY AT
WORK AND ITS
ENTIRELY YOUR
FAULT IF YOU PUT
ANOTHER TOE OUT
OF LINE WE’LL
BRING YOU
STRAIGHT HOME- pic.twitter.com/pHltg6WmPj— kim (@pjoswift) May 31, 2019
Bloody hell, Harry… It’s midnight. If Snape sees you laughing at these tweets you’re gonna paint Umbridge’s walls pink for the rest of your life! You’re gonna need more than “Expecto Patronum” to get out of this. Good luck!
